(The last post was getting too long, so I started a new one. Please continue the RP here. Thank you)
Dahlia: Someday, I shall beat Walter Sullivan's record! And then, I shall be the greatest murderer in all of Silent HIll! Bwahahaha!!
Alessa: Geez mom. You're the greatest role model ever *sighs* I hate my life...
Heather: *Stares at Alessa* ... *suddenly swoops Alessa into her arms* I'M KIDNAPPING MYSELF!!
Alessa: Help me! This crazed woman is taking me away!
Walter: AH! Floating ham! Floating ham!
Demon Janitor: ... Is there a gas leak in here or something?
*insert Katamari theme*
Rachel: Dude, the colors! @.@
Christa: I think.. uh, what?
Christa: I thought you were saying something. Don't-don't interrupt me, sparkly elf! God! Anyway, what was I saying?
Demon #4: Pudding!
Rachel: Is that football talking to me? o.o
Demon Janitor: Oooookaaayy... *blinks* What the hell is going on?
PyramidHead: *holds up a sign* Ha Ha My plan is working perfectly Ha Ha
(... Don't ask. And no, I did not inhale.)